• Ratchetesque: Cayenne Pepper Tea

    kanyebreast:

    If you follow me on twitter, you know that my *sips tea* thing is real. I really do sip tea. daily. several times a day. earl grey is my bitch. so is darjeeling. anyhoo, i’ve been doing some extra shit to my tea for the past month and i’m starting to notice the following:

    • weight loss,…

    • August 25th
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  • fitvillains: Taken with instagram

    fitvillains:

    Taken with instagram

    • July 30th
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  • These look amazing. kanyebreast: RECIPE: Fabulously Lazy Lemon & Vanilla Bean Pancakes these are amazing. seriously. the vanilla bean and lemon add such a distinct sweetness to the pancakes that you just have to experience. feel free to leave out the lemon if you don’t have it. they’ll still be good as fuck. you can add these ingredients to your own homemade pancake recipe if you prefer, but i for one, did not feel like making homemade batter today…plus i didn’t have any buttermilk. but fuck it. this shit is still bomb. Ingredients: 1 cup pancake mix (i used Hungry Jack Buttermilk mix, the kind you just add water cuz im lazy) 1 vanilla bean 1 1/2 tsp lemon zest (or the zest from a half a lemon, you can use the whole lemon, it’s up to you) 1/4 tsp cinnamon water (how much or how little is totally up to you) butter maple syrup (the real shit) ————————————————- Directions: heat your griddle or whatever you use to make your pancakes. In a bowl, toss in your pancake mix. You can use more if you have a larger family to feed or if you’re just a hungry muthafucka. Toss in the cinnamon and lemon zest. Take one vanilla bean and split it down the middle with a sharp little knife. use the back edge of the knife to scrape the beans out in one smooth stroke motion. vanilla beans are a little sticky so take your time with this if it’s your first time working w/ them. don’t throw away the scraped up stalk because you can flavor stuff with it, such as liquors and sugars. Add your water and vanilla extract. mix til all the ingredients come together. don’t over mix. this can lead to tough rubbery pancakes. you want light, fluffy pancakes. here’s the secret to getting beautiful golden edges…take a stick of butter and peel back the paper about an inch. draw a circle on your hot griddle and immediately pour the pancake batter on top of it. this gives the pancakes a beautiful golden, buttery color and flavor. do this with every pancake. make sure your griddle/pan is hot but not scorching. you will burn the fuck outta your pancakes. when in doubt, cook over medium heat. i use the highest heat setting on my electric griddle though, because it’s the perfect temperature for pancakes. Flip when you see bubbles…for me, this takes about 2 minutes or so. ONLY FLIP ONCE!!! unless you like a rubbery ass pancake, don’t over-handle them. if you’re unsure of when to flip, gently lift a corner of the pancake and check the color. Stack, add a little butter to the top of the stack if you want, you don’t have to add much cuz they’re honestly buttery as fuck already…drizzle your warm maple syrup on top and basically eat them shits.

    These look amazing.

    kanyebreast:

    RECIPE: Fabulously Lazy Lemon & Vanilla Bean Pancakes

    these are amazing. seriously. the vanilla bean and lemon add such a distinct sweetness to the pancakes that you just have to experience. feel free to leave out the lemon if you don’t have it. they’ll still be good as fuck. you can add these ingredients to your own homemade pancake recipe if you prefer, but i for one, did not feel like making homemade batter today…plus i didn’t have any buttermilk. but fuck it. this shit is still bomb.

    Ingredients:

    • 1 cup pancake mix (i used Hungry Jack Buttermilk mix, the kind you just add water cuz im lazy)
    • 1 vanilla bean
    • 1 1/2 tsp lemon zest (or the zest from a half a lemon, you can use the whole lemon, it’s up to you)
    • 1/4 tsp cinnamon
    • water (how much or how little is totally up to you)
    • butter
    • maple syrup (the real shit)

    ————————————————-

    Directions:

    heat your griddle or whatever you use to make your pancakes.

    In a bowl, toss in your pancake mix. You can use more if you have a larger family to feed or if you’re just a hungry muthafucka.

    Toss in the cinnamon and lemon zest.

    Take one vanilla bean and split it down the middle with a sharp little knife. use the back edge of the knife to scrape the beans out in one smooth stroke motion. vanilla beans are a little sticky so take your time with this if it’s your first time working w/ them. don’t throw away the scraped up stalk because you can flavor stuff with it, such as liquors and sugars.

    Add your water and vanilla extract. mix til all the ingredients come together. don’t over mix. this can lead to tough rubbery pancakes. you want light, fluffy pancakes.

    here’s the secret to getting beautiful golden edges…take a stick of butter and peel back the paper about an inch. draw a circle on your hot griddle and immediately pour the pancake batter on top of it. this gives the pancakes a beautiful golden, buttery color and flavor. do this with every pancake. make sure your griddle/pan is hot but not scorching. you will burn the fuck outta your pancakes. when in doubt, cook over medium heat. i use the highest heat setting on my electric griddle though, because it’s the perfect temperature for pancakes.

    Flip when you see bubbles…for me, this takes about 2 minutes or so. ONLY FLIP ONCE!!! unless you like a rubbery ass pancake, don’t over-handle them. if you’re unsure of when to flip, gently lift a corner of the pancake and check the color.

    Stack, add a little butter to the top of the stack if you want, you don’t have to add much cuz they’re honestly buttery as fuck already…drizzle your warm maple syrup on top and basically eat them shits.

    • June 19th
    179 notes

  • Life Of A Nappy-Headed Fat Chic: One Week Left

    Best wishes & my prayers to you Miss Lady.

    lifeofanappyheadedfatchic:

    A week from today, at this very moment, I’ll probably be passed on high on pain meds or trying to tweet from my hospital bed. I can’t believe I only have one week left.

    I’m nervous, which is to be expected. I’ve had mostly positive responses and support… I appreciate all of you who continue to be…

    • June 14th
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  • omg

    vanitysnob:

    REAL ADULT TEARS!!!!

    • April 28th
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  • musicaltheatredork: Me..

    musicaltheatredork:

    Me..

    (Source: journeyofalesbian)

    • April 3rd
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  • Parting Ways

    Dear Job,

    We’ve had great times together. I was so excited when I first became involved with you. I had such high hopes for our relationship. I’ve been so faithful to you, but you’ve treated me as if I am expendable. After 3 years, I’ve come to the realization that you’re not the one. I’ve officially fallen out of love with you.

    I think you know that I’m fed up with you. Recently, you’ve offered me a new position with new money & new benefits. I don’t want it. You’re no good for me. I’ve lost sleep because of you. I’m laden with anxiety because of you. My social life is suffering because of you. I’m unnecessarily emotional because of you. You are draining me.

    I can’t do this any longer. I am leaving you.

    Love,

    T

    • April 1st

  • Muffin Top, LOL & OMG Added to the Oxford English Dictionary

    abcworldnews:

    Others on the list include: 

    -tinfoil hat 

    -the “heart” symbol - ex. “I (heart) New York” 

    -couch surfing 

    • March 25th
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  • greydotmatters:

    A History Lesson For Chris Brown

    • March 24th
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  • Terrible Music

    I hate to critique Christian/Gospel music, but sometimes you gotta be like “Yo. Your music sucks! Who advised you to release this? Not God!”

    Church folks act like you’re sinning against God if you say bad things about Christian music. The truth is not all Christian/Gospel music is good. Just because you label it Christian or Gospel doesn’t mean that it should be exempt from criticism. Bad music is bad music. I’m not going to sugar coat my opinion of your terrible song just because you use the word “Jesus” in it.

    Quote honestly, I think that God laughs at your crappy songs. So…do us all favor & take heed to criticism. Music is just not your calling.

    • March 24th